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Okay, this is getting really bad. I haven’t been to the cinema in a while because I’ve been busy running my Myspace account, watching ROCK STAR, and trying to get people to vote for me at ….hmmm forgot. (It’s a contest to pick two comics to make an appearance on the finale of LCS, and if you don’t feel like voting for me, well, fuck you.) The only movie I’ve seen in weeks is MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III and the only reason I sat through a less sexy two-hour episode of ALIAS in a theater is because I had time to kill while my car was getting serviced. So, like a poker player with one chip who throws it into the pot without even looking at his cards, here’s hoping I am right about the following shitass movies…