Clerks 2
Posted in So I went and saw Clerks 2 on Friday and I have to say it was fucking hilarious. I haven’t laughed that hard in I don’t remember how long. I was laughing so hard that I was almost sick…
As you might be aware I love comedies that you can take apart bits and pieces and make little inside jokes with your friends. This movie had quite a few of them…Allowing me to run down some of my key take-a-ways:
1. Anne Frank…She’s deaf, dumb, and blind right? NO! That’s Helen Keller! So anytime someone acts deaf, dumb, or blind, ask them if they’re acting like Anne Frank. It’ll throw them for a loop…
2. Porch Monkey! Now it may be known as a racist term, but white people are taking it back! Let it be free for all to use…at least we’re not trying to liberate the word nigger…!
3. I have a feeling that Donkey Shows are going to increase in popularity in the near future…Don’t know what a Donkey show is?!? Let’s just say that it’s a display of Inter-Species Erotica…nuf said!
4. It’s O.K. to perform Ass-to-Mouth (A.T.M.) sex in the heat of a passionate moment…
5. In the eye of God, Transformers are an acceptable cartoon for Christians to watch. Machines are designed to turn into other machines, therefore it doesn’t go against God’s Creation.
6. Overall this movie kinda struck home in the sense that life is not meant to be what everyday America says it should be. You should find happiness in what you have and worry about what you don’t have. Don’t think that your life is incomplete because you aren’t the CEO of a major corporation. Just because you may be nearing 30 and you have no possessions to show for it, doesn’t mean your life was a total waste.
